A recount of my latest dream instead...
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As part of the purchase agreement for our old house, we agreed to let the buyers adopt Elise (who hadn't been born yet). After she was born, however, I decided I wanted to keep her (go figure). In order to avoid having her taken from me I needed to flee the country. Given that I'm a novice when it comes to the art of escaping authorities, I enlisted the help of Jack Bauer, everyone's favorite 24 hero.
The floor (well, really just the comments feature) is open to any aspiring psychologists out there.